Searchin’ For Light In The Darkness Of Insanity

It would just be nice if this week was over.

So much for getting my traveling groove back.

So much for August being a good month.

Like Fucking Clockwork…

4:05 PM (MDT) and 6:05 PM (EDT)

And the shit that was supposed to be sent out earlier today, just appeared in my inbox.

I’m trying to shop for a new bracelet, and now…fuck it…I’ll look into it tomorrow.

Whew!

I’ve managed to complete a whopping 24 minutes of work today. Think I’ll throw in the towel.

Naturally, around 4:00, something will get stirred up because time zones are stupid.

Just in case anyone wondered how to load a railroad car with beer. Unfortunately, this doesn’t provide any total numbers.

Chiropractic Bliss

She used her tiny yet extremely strong hands, a shiny metal object, an actuator that clicked on my rough spots, a pneumatic muscle jackhammer, her drop table, and every last bit of her 110lbs of body weight. Plus she’s maybe 5’-0”, so breaking down a patient my size isn’t easy.

I feel very broken, but all my stiffness is gone. The best part is the can breathe again without all that rattling and wheezing.

Might just be time for today’s second nap.

So this past weekend, while I was sick…I did a thing or two.

I can’t decide whether it’s Imperial Purple or Tyrian Purple, or a combo of both. It’s just so purple, and some how a heavier metal than the Platinum version.

Now I don’t have to get Diamond Status AND use two choice benefits to get access to the SkyClubs. So this is a Small Business Win for me.

I’ve also finally pulled the trigger on some red boat shoes I’ve had my eye on, because I burn through shoes.

I also donated to Maui Relief fund in addition. I look at it as a good deed for humanity, means one less day in Hell for me later on.

I stopped short of getting myself an IPad though. Maybe later on this week.

Tuesday Morning

I woke up with a coughing fit at 4:15AM at precisely the same moment when emails started flying around…it was 6:15AM on the East Coast.

So naturally, I did about ½ hour of work.

Then proceeded to lay around, attempt to get back to sleep, text message customer service for my Fiber Optic Internet that went out, wrestled around with a step ladder to unplug the router in my boxers, set up an appointment for tomorrow, putted around on LinkedIn …all before she even woke up.

After she did, and before we went for a walk, took my blood pressure, drank some water, put on some shorts, then went for a walk…texted with a GC, came home and called said GC and did another ½ hour worth of work.

It’s 10:30AM and I might just call it a day. Luckily, I have an appointment with my chiropractor later this afternoon. Which I nice, because I really need it.

And here we are, Day Two of - Holy Fucking-Shit-Man Your Blood Pressure isn’t supposed to be this Fucking High!

I’ve already had some Hibiscus tea, and now for the start of this stuff. Surprise, it smells like beets.

Also two days in a row without any alcohol.

This is my sad life. Can’t even mix this juice with anything.

If only this sticker on my water bottle had that double entendre, that currently applied. Then I might actually embrace the suck.

Good Monday Morning…

All I have to do is get through my 8:30, since my 9:00 was canceled.

Oh and finish all the other shit I didn’t get to last week, or the weekend.

I never knew that coughing so much could give one’s solar plexus’ a workout. Not to mention my back and shoulders are more stiff and sore than usual.

Hopefully this will be a slow week.